Amirite? People are weird? For example, have you ever heard of "Cat Breading" or "Breading a Cat"? Probably not, because it's fucking weird.
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| Fine, I'll admit it... the first time I saw this I almost peed myself with laughter. |
Still, I don't like my cat much and I jump on any chance I get to torture her (vacuum cleaner, broom, getting her groomed to look like a wee, little lion, etc.).
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| I am not enjoying my haircut, human. |
Naturally, when I was introduced to the bizarre world of bread + cats, I took a flying leap onto that yeasty cat-breading wagon.
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| Kristy prepares the bread for the attack. |
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I figured the best time to attempt this was when Snickers was engaged in her favorite activity:
eating. |
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"Human, what are you doing? Stahp! Do not want bread."
She may be rather zaftig, but she's spry. |
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And we're done.
And I am left with many scratches, which I probably deserved.
Totally worth it. |
I had yummy fancy fig newtons today and a weird chicken potsticker thing that was less tasty than the fig newton. I am being a bit lame with this whole "try new foods" thing, but there's time yet! I will do better!
