Showing posts with label Red Bull. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Red Bull. Show all posts

Friday, August 24, 2012

Dirt and Tulle

August 24th, still-dark-in-the-morning, the day I leave for Burning Man... Yep, this seems like the perfect time to recap July's challenge and talk to you about August's.

0.o

(That's my most favorite emoticon, by the way.  I challenge you to try to make that face in real life.)

What can I say?  The month got away from me.  Between work and friends and summer and strange (strange but attractive) people living in my house, I have been busier than a one-legged woman in an ass-kicking contest and between me, you and the fencepost, I have got to find better ways to manage my time.  Or I just need to learn to say "No!"  I cram my life, nearly every day, with 47 things to do.  I have lost the ability to just ... be; to have "Heather Time."  When I'm not at work, I MUST DO ALL THE THINGS AND SEE ALL THE PEOPLE!  Basically I cram my life so full of "busyness" that I leave no time for "stillness".  And let me tell you, folks, I am feeling the effects of that.  In my brain.  I feel like I'm losing myself in the shuffle of my life.  I am always going and rarely stopping to, I dunno, smell the fucking roses or something.  I can wax philosophical about this and get all self-analytical, which I would genuinely like to do in another post, but for now...

I'M GOING TO BURNING MAN IN MERE HOURS, PEOPLE!  Hours!  Today is the day!  I am packed, organized and I want to leave right now.  I've spent all week preparing for this most epic trip:

"What are you up to?"
"Oh, not much, just trying on weird shit for Burning Man."


This fedora?  Yeah, it is made of sequins, it lights up and flashes.  I want to wear it every day.  But only with the goggles on as well.  Obv.


A few days ago my living room looked like this:

Yes, that is a pile of tulle, why do you ask?
And now it looks like this:

Them motherfuckers is ZIPPED!
If you can't tell, I'm ridiculously excited about this trip. I honestly have no idea what to expect.  I'm a bit concerned about this whole "sudden dust storm" business, but I'm already picturing the worst environment imaginable, expecting the worst, and I'm still smiling like a goon.  I long for the experiences in life --whether they be good or bad -- and even if I'm dirty and gross and eating dirt every day, I'm going to be with a phenomenal group of people and I look forward to eating dirt with them.  At Burning Man.  'Cause that's where I'm going, Burning Man.  Burning. Man.  Man of Burning.

SQUEEE!

Ok, ok... challenges.  July was no swearing and work out every day.  I believe I made it three days without swearing at all, and those were not consecutive days.  It was much more difficult than I had anticipated.  I did exercise every day though, so yay me.  I succeeded with a challenge.

This month is "no caffeine", which I quickly edited to "no coffee, Red Bull, or soda, but I can still drink tea and chew Midol by the fistful."  It's going pretty well.  I've had a half a cup of coffee a few times, but once again, I accomplished what I wanted to when I started the challenge, which was to break the habit -- the *need* for a cup of coffee to start the day.

I was also going to do this whole thing about how I need to find ways to be more positive, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, but yeah ... I didn't have time for that shit.  Who has time to think about being positive?  Get a hobby, people.

I have so much more I want to write and I wish I would have found the time to do so over the course of the month, but alas ... I must go to BURNING MAN!

Maybe next month should be "Do Less Stuff" and then I could blog more about ... doing ... nothing.

Meh.  It'll never happen.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Major Red Bull

My good friend, Mick, recently became Major Mick.  By way of congratulations, I drew him a picture:

Army Strong.
(pretzel sold separately)


The pretzel doesn't have much to do with his shiny, new rank (ok, ok, nothing whatsoever to do with his shiny, new rank), but after spending a week visiting him in Germany (I take full advantage when my friends are stationed in fabulous places), where I inhaled at least one amazingly delicious German pretzel per day, Mick = pretzel in my book.

(I would eat 10 of those pretzels right now.  I wouldn't even stop to say, "Thank you for bringing me these pretzels, Oh Magnificent Pretzel Monster. (S/He's like the Flying Spaghetti Monster, only with different carbs.))

Major M's promotion is great and all, but this post isn't really about him; it's about me.  You're not really surprised, are you?  I'm here tonight to make a vow.  Are you ready, world?

(Ha ha.  "World".  My world of 10s of readers.  It's a bit like The Little Prince.

I am a weird book.

 Only with more socks and narwhals.)

The green jumpsuit is not a good look for me.
But I digress.

*clears throat*

"I will heretofore no longer allow the delicious nectar known as Red Bull pass by these ruby red lips o' mine."

There.  Vow made.  I mean it too.  This shit is bananas:

There are no bananas here.

I wish I could say this is the same pile of caffeine I took a picture of a week or so ago, but ... nope.  New pile.  I'm not giving up caffeine altogether -- let's not get crazy now -- this is merely the first step in my caffeine-removal plan. 

I have the sneaking suspicion that my shitastic sleep habits and the angry beast known as Jeff the Troll are related to, or affected by, the amount of caffeine I ingest throughout the day.  Honestly, it's not that bad -- one coffee in the morning, and a rather large (and delicious) Red Bull with lunch.  Could be worse, right?  I'm just thinking of my stomach here.  We're going to be together for many years to come (Magnificent Pretzel Monster willing) and we have way too much drama in our relationship right now.  I think we can do better.

Just to reiterate:  "No more Red Bull."

You can quote me on that.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The Rockstarter

When Billy, my little brother, was a wee bairn, he dreamed of becoming a "rockstarter" when he "grew up."  I'm not sure about the "grown up" bit yet, but he has succeeded in the "rockstarter" department.

In 2005, my brother and his good friend, Terry Turtle, formed Buck Gooter.

Cats are cool.

I was there for their first show and I attended their 250ish this past Saturday at the Galaxy Hut in Arlington.  The first show was, erm, well ... it was a first show.  I respected the hell out of them for getting up there and doing their thang, especially considering their "thang" involved a theremin and a rattle of some sort played(?) by my brother and an acoustic guitar with an effects pedal played by Terry.  Not your normal, every day music shenanigans.

Billy still plays the theremin, but his repertoire has grown to include a drum machine, sytlophone, synth, a little iPod and <other things I can't identify>.  In his words, it's "just a bunch of non-instruments."  Crammed into boxes, bags and an old suitcase, it all looks a mess to me, but he's up there like a little mad scientist turning that shit into music, entertaining the hooligans in the crowd.

That theremin has seen a lot in its day.

And sometimes there's an umbrella.

I don't know how to talk about music.  When I find a new band or song or artist I like, I typically say, "I like this band/song/artist.  They play music good."  Succinct, to the point, not a lot of flowery language.  Music does move me and it makes me feel things and I get excited about 'discovering' new artists, but I struggle with articulating the why.  Rather than stumble my way through it, I'm going to let some other people talk about BG in my stead:

Jason writes on his blog,  7 inches, "..."Devil Worship" which has that thin, fuck-the-drums repetitive loop running under a mess of distorted snake guitar work from Terry who along with Brat are yelling through a shitty house PA about ... you guess it, devil worship.  You can hear the audience yelling along with them, there's no regular melody, this is based in pure expression.  I will always hold something like this up a little higher than a commercially successful band who is making a living."

Pretty nice words, those.

Found on Heathen Harvest:

"Listening to Bad Vibrations, the new CD by Mr. Buck Gooter, you hear the duality of juxtaposition between Buck's caterwauling, cacophonous railing; screaming, snarling, gnashing and whatnot ... The tunes are rockin' brainy, syncopated sprawling with a hind of jazz technique thrown in.


One can't help thinking to oneself if this is a white-trash parady of trailer park life, a punk-rock free-style or some sort of crypto-intellectualizing with a ciphered message.  Whatever the intention, one gets a kind of involuntary head-banging, arm-shaking, foot-stomping reaction from listening to it."

Yeah, what he said.

They're not all glowing reviews:  Terminal Boredom says, "..."Devil Worship" is recorded live in some bar-n-grill in Harrisonburg, VA, which seems to be just a bunch of drunks screaming over a drum machine. Sounds like the fleeting 4:00am moments of a bad karaoke night."

Pfft.  What does he know?

KARAOKE!

My love of Buck Gooter flows largely from my love for Billy, but there are a number of songs I genuinely enjoy in their own right.  I'll admit, not all of it is for me; sometimes it's too loud and screamy and hurts my ears, but many loyal fans love them for that very reason.  Whether you love 'em or hate 'em, they're out there doing it and I am a proud big sister.  Last weekend they wrapped up a 13-show mini-tour across a little chunk of the ol' USofA:

Buck Gooter gets around.  The slut.

Despite the small crowd, there was a lot of energy at Galaxy Hut Saturday night, and I think both Buck Gooter and Mounds -- one of the bands they were touring with -- feel they went out on a high note.

One thing I can say for sure is that my brother puts on a good show. Don Zientara, owner of Inner Ear recording studio, said of Billy and BG, "It takes some bands years to figure out how to get put on a show like that and have that kind of presence on stage."  Don has recorded Fugazi, Joe Lally, O.A.R., and Henry Rollins, to name a few, and is a heck of a musician himself, so he would know.

As a big sister, it makes me squeamish to see stuff like this:

(please don't hurt yourself)

But that squeamishness dissipates when I sit back and watch fans come up to them after the show, singing (screaming?) their praises.  People genuinely enjoy talking to and being around my brother (I mean, I've always known he's great, but it's nice to see other people recognize that as well) and damn they love them some Buck Gooter.  You see, not only is Billy a good entertainer and quite the crowd-pleaser, he has a presence that draws people in.  He puts folks at ease by doing nothing more than being himself and he has a network of friendships that span the country to prove it.

And of course Terry plays a huge part in this as well.  I don't mean to diminish his involvement or talent in any way; I went into this post planning to focus on my bro, 'cause that's what big sis bloggers do.  (Ew.  I just called my self a "blogger").  But rest-assured, Terry is a talented mo-fo, he's a part of the family, and we love him to pieces.

Little Penny loves her "T".
(This is ridiculously long. I will stop writing now. I have a Red Bull to finish.)

In conclusion, I would love to see that first show again, just to truly appreciate how far they have come in the last seven years.  Billy says, "We've been around a while, we do what we do, and try our best most of the time."  Succinct, to the point, not a lot of flowery language.  Siblings.

In another seven years, when we're all flying around with our jet packs, maybe I'll think back to this moment and I'll write a "14 Years of  Buck Gooter" post.  Of course we'll all be jacked in using our Google Glasses or something and I'll just be able to think my blog into creation.  The future.

Let that tambourine flutter.
One more thing... I spent $8 on Saturday night -- $5 to get into the bar and $3 on Mounds' CD.  I regret nothing.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Ch-ch-ch-chaaanges

This summer, my sister will be living with me.  In my one-bedroom apartment.  That has one bed.  It's ... uh ... it'll be fine.  Really.  Bonding!  We're going to bond!

Hi.  I'm real pretty, but I'm going to steal all of your covers.

While she's here stealing my covers, she'll also be interning with RAINN.  Good job, little sister.  (But you will also need to get a real job, slacker.  I'm not feeding your all summer.)

That's a lie.  I will totally feed her, which brings me to the point of this post.  Little sis is a vegetarian, so in order to make it a bit easier to cook meals for us, I'm going to move up the veg challenge.  While I'm here, I'm going to swap some other things as well.

May:  No eating out.  Walk 100 miles.
June:  Walk 100 miles.  Eat vegetarian.
July:  No TV.
August:  Daily dancing.  No eating out, with the exception of social gatherings.
September:  Eat vegetarian.  No TV (this includes Netflix, Hulu, etc.)
October:  Try a new food/recipe.
November:  Learn something new.
December:  No swearing.

You'll notice that July is still in need.  It longs for a challenge.  I don't like the 'daily dancing' idea; frankly, it doesn't seem like much of a challenge.  Here are a few other ideas and, as always, I welcome your suggestions:

1.  Get rid of one thing every day.
2.  Exercise for 30 minutes every day (might be a bit redundant with the 'Walk 100 miles')
3.  No sugar.
4.  Learn a particular style of dance, rather than leaving it nebulus.
5.  Learn a language.  Or part of one.

Hm.  Upon further reflection, perhaps it should be "No caffeine."

The first step is admitting you have a problem.