Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Oops, Pardon Me

I ate too much asparagus.  


I am so gassy.
What is that gurgling sound?
This is going to be an uncomfortable night.
Whoops.  That one slipped out.  My bad.


Oh, that one too.
I may never eat asparagus again.




What is wrong with my pee?!

4 comments:

  1. Why are you still single?

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  2. Weird... this is exactly what happened to me the other night, too.

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    1. I don't know what you're talking about, KS. None of that actually happened; it's a complete fabrication. Real women don't have gas.

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